As you all know, Africansk8er refused to change the forum colors from winter to spring/summer before eventually caving in to pressure and awesome signature bars. Why? No one knows for sure. But what I do know are the facts and the conclusions we can draw from them.

Fact #1: Africansk8er likes winter and hates summer. Why? Two words. Polar bears. That’s right. Polar bears also like winter and hate summer. ¿Qué significa? If you remove a polar bear’s fur, its skin is black. Black, like Africans. Africansk8er. Oh yes, the connection here is undeniable.

Fact #2: Africansk8er flip-flops between what he likes and what he doesn’t like. In the original ACFriends Q&A, Africansk8er stated that his favorite season was summer, but now he hates it. Who else flip-flops with views? Hillary Clinton. Hillary Clinton is a Democrat. Democrats care more for eco-friendly energy sources and putting a stop to global warming. This connection also can’t be denied.

Fact #3: Africansk8er is a skater. Skaters have holes in the knees of their jeans, which would make them holy jeans. Holy, like Jesus, and Jesus’ birthday is in the winter.

Conclusion: Africansk8er is a skating Hillary Clinton in polar bear form. But why would he give in and change the forum colors to summer? I just happen to have the answer.

Watermelons. African people love watermelons. Watermelons grow in the summer. Africansk8er realized that without summer, he wouldn’t have the watermelons he so deliciously enjoys. Would he go as far as to go against his polar bear/Democratic views of winter and summer just for a little bit of watermelon? Most definitely. Bears like to steal picnic baskets, and what do people have at picnics? That’s right. Watermelons. I rest my case.

So there you have it, my little speal for the week. I hope you find yourself a little bit more informed and a little bit wiser.

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How could I have been so blind?

Wow Hacker wow lol

I like your hypothesis, but I was a tad dissapointed that you refrenced Jesus and Sk8er bring holy, but then claimed that he was Hilary Polar bear sk8er. What happened to Jesus?
I think Sk8er is neither Hilary nor a polar bear, which would be cool cause then we could make it a LOST cast and tak about lost over and over and scream WAAAAAAAALLLLTTT!!!
But anyway, I just think Sk8er is jesus. Why else would he make such cool websites?

At first I thought Africansk8er might be Jesus, but then I remembered that Jesus can't be black.

Ah yes, Jesus was racist.

I didn't know Jesus was from Texas.

Jesus was a black man from Texas.  And a racist.  And black.

And crippled. And retarded.

And named KBB.

This is the best thread ever.

And named Matthew. Definatly not Matthew.