I was taking my Algebra 2 final today and got to a question that said something like "George bought 4 songs and 2 movies for $20. Alice bought 11 songs and 3 movies for $35." The first thought that popped into my mind was "Hacker got all those songs and movies for $0. What the hell is wrong with George and Alice?" What I'm trying to say guys is that I love you so much you seeping into my real life. Thanks a lot. I'm gonna kill you Hacker.

Do you know how much CDs and movies are today? Hell, I sold George and Alice pirated versions of songs and movies for those cheap prices.

On a more serious note, I know how you feel. I went out of town to college orientation the other day, and to get everyone better acquainted, they had a game set up. They stuck the name of some famous person on your back and you had to go around and ask questions about yourself to figure out who you were. Being the lucky guy I am, I had Angelina Jolie on my back. When I finally figured out who I was, I couldn't help but think of ACFriends and Phoenix's impressions. I also saw a Charles Xavier walking around. Thanks for seeping into my real life like lead poisoning into my skin.

We are like a poison.  A really funny, smelly poison.

So, my qustion is, what were the clues they gave you to figure it out? Were they like, "Hacker, this is angelina jolie, wake up!", or did they push thier lip out and say I love children? Or wer they just like, dude, you're Phoenix. Lol. I know, I think about you guys in real life too, like when I'm at work and this lady comes in all nice, then gets really grumpy, I think of Dotty. Then I wish Hacker was here to hack her away...

Well since I was Angelina Jolie, I had to go around and ask people things like "Am I on television?" or "Do I have extremely big lips?" or "Do I go around and adopt people from all over the world?" Once I figured out who I was (I cheated by taking the sticker off my back and then putting it back on), the lips and adopting questions were all I asked.

Eventually, I saw someone with the label Brad Pitt, so I went up to him, put my arm around him, and said, "Hello husband." He said, "Hello wife" without looking at my sticker, so I said, "I'm Angelina Jolie, in case you were wondering." He said, "Oh, that makes more sense."

Another goal was to find the group of people that you belonged to. When I saw Brad Pitt, Kirsten Dunst, etc, I knew I belonged with the crappy actors group.

LOL. Hey, she's not a crappy actor. How could you?
I am just shocked that you were in group with other humans. I thought your computer and hacking stuff was more than you ever needed.  

Sometimes downloading and hacking free stuff just isn't enough. They don't allow me to put my amazingly good looks to use.

I guess hacking can't buy happiness. That's why I'm here.

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Phoenix wrote : I guess hacking can't buy happiness.

That's the whole point of hacking: So I don't have to buy anything.

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